A high-quality wool ballcap that loudly proclaims, "there's no correct way to pronounce 'Buena Vista' so I'm just going to abbreviate and move on with my life."
Everyone just calls this town BV anyway, so get yourself a fancy wool cap (available in several colors!) commemorating your love of Colorado's greatest wide spot in the road. Now with 3 STOP LIGHTS HOLY MOLY WE'RE GONNA BE BIGGER THAN CLEVELAND PRETTY SOON.